My Life in Words

bluepuffycat:

freed-finch:

bluepuffycat:

freed-finch:

My GIF Animation

"Well it’s great to hear from you Brucie."

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"Tony! Its so nice to hear from you!"

My GIF Animation

"Aw Brucie, nice to hear from you too. You doing all right?"

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"Okay I guess. Been busy.  You still doing okay?"

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

seriousjones:

cool tricks to share with your kids

dutchster:

antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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enough
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for
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this
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!! 

are you kidding me things like are a very welcome relief to an otherwise boring shift of doing repetitive work

kerolunaticat:

That’s what best friends do

…right?

egberts:

i cant believe they renamed the earth after me

egberts:

i cant believe they renamed the earth after me

dannydevites:

draumatics:

themadkingreigns:

how is that a travel warning

THEY DIDN’T EVEN FUCKING TRY 

GuyS werE THE ALIENS

dannydevites:

draumatics:

themadkingreigns:

how is that a travel warning

THEY DIDN’T EVEN FUCKING TRY 

GuyS werE THE ALIENS

imaginebucky:

Imagine steve is on his computer in the kitchen looking at dumb things on the internet. He finds something funny so he calls for bucky to come see it, and this is the fifth time today and bucky’s in bed reading a really good book and he doesn’t want to get up AGAIN to look at more DUMB CATS STEVE but he knows steve won’t stop til he gets bucky up 

so he yells back “WHO THE HELL IS BUCKY” and steve’s choking noise is audible from two rooms away