"Well it’s great to hear from you Brucie."
"Tony! Its so nice to hear from you!"
"Aw Brucie, nice to hear from you too. You doing all right?"
"Okay I guess. Been busy. You still doing okay?"
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
cool tricks to share with your kids
drive thru employees
they are sick of your nonsense
I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!!
are you kidding me things like are a very welcome relief to an otherwise boring shift of doing repetitive work
That’s what best friends do
i cant believe they renamed the earth after me
how is that a travel warning
THEY DIDN’T EVEN FUCKING TRY
GuyS werE THE ALIENS
Imagine steve is on his computer in the kitchen looking at dumb things on the internet. He finds something funny so he calls for bucky to come see it, and this is the fifth time today and bucky’s in bed reading a really good book and he doesn’t want to get up AGAIN to look at more DUMB CATS STEVE but he knows steve won’t stop til he gets bucky up
so he yells back “WHO THE HELL IS BUCKY” and steve’s choking noise is audible from two rooms away